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"I'm not in it but I can't get out!"

"That rabbit is going to jump out and eat your face off."
"I just lost the game." "I just lost the game." "I just lost the game." "I just lost the game." "I just lost the game."
"I never have any of these problems with fluffy..."
"Flatulated owl?"
"You'd think, being a violet, that my plant would have a girl's name, but I want it to be confused."

"How'd it go Nik?"

"It hit me in the head."

Glacierguy1 wrote:"How'd it go Nik?"

"It hit me in the head."

Ha that reminds me of the time someone's catapult backfired and hit my brother in the nose!

"Do you want to win a medal?"

Before reading the incidence. read this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... fid=134579



Setting: 2010 TN Regionals Award Ceremony

Announcer: I will now begin to announce the Top 3 teams in Division C.
Announcer: In third place...
Me: (yells derp)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Huge Pause in Silence-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Announcer: (insert high school name here)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's an inside joke in my school.

After getting the cardboard I ordered for Physics lab...

My sister: What's in the box?

Me: Box.

Glacierguy1 wrote:After getting the cardboard I ordered for Physics lab...

My sister: What's in the box?

Me: Box.

^like

"You can carry the cat."

(Um, catapult, that is.)

"It's about time you started working!"
"It's about time this awards ceremony started."
"It's about time they put out the state schedule"
etc. etc. etc. (I think everything said last year started with It's about time)

"I have 4 clinkage!" "You can't have 4 clinkage. It's not possible" "I got medals in Time, Phys, Trajectory, and TPS" "Yeah but remember 2 medals is 1 clinkage, 3 medals is 3 clinkage, and 4 medals is 6 clinkage. Each medal clinks with each other medal"

"When in doubt, burn it. When not in doubt, still burn it to be sure"

"Are you going to fall off the chair doing NPK tests this week?" "No" "Wait you fell off last week?" "No I just always think I will"

"Your chem lab partner this week is a freshman in biology. He can draw graphs and answer catalyst questions" ... (we arrive at test) Instructor: "There's no lab portion for chem lab this week - it's all written"

"Son, I am disappoint"

"Our scale belongs in a Junkyard"

"Son, I am elate"

"Did you just suggest a 5 wheeled electric vehicle?" "Well you couldn't agree on 3 or 4 so I went pythagorean on you."