Save the person on top of you!

[fli754]

but luckily billy maiers comes in with awesome duct tape and stitches it,

but theres suddenly a gigantic gap between you and billy maiers

[Helix_Nebula_Freak]

But for some reason he is pointing the + end of some giant supermagnet at me, and I am pointing the - end of some giant supermagnet at him, thus we get pulled back together.

Then a tornado strikes...

[Celeste]

So we run into the cellar to escape the twister!

but the cellar is full of monster spiders!!!!

[Helix_Nebula_Freak]

So I use some super advanced technology to freeze time so that we can go to a new, clean cellar.

But than the cellar sinks into the ocean... (IDK I can't think... )

[dudeincolorado]

So I made a life raft out of lime rinds and save you!

But the lime rinds are burning my skin!!!

[GGuy5]

Good thing you were the son of superman, so your skin ain't burnin anymore

but a meteor strikes and blocks out the sun along with your powers....... (fossils)

[yoyosciencekid23]

so i use my amazing power of telekinesis to move the meteor into a lake
but suddenly you lose your footing and fall into the now boiling lake

[soobsession]

so i use my awesome powers of shooting-ice-into-a-boiling-lake and the lake turns to ice...but you're going to break your skull on the ice

[SOninja]

"No Problemo!" I shout, as I bring out my handy dandy roll of duct tape.
I construct a duct-tape parachute that brings you safely to the surface of the lake.

But suddenly, a gigantic evil squid breaks out from under the ice and grabs hold of you

[yoyosciencekid23]

as the evil squad approaches i pull out my novelty flamethrower and melt them
but when i vaporized them i also melted the lake and am about to fall in and drown!!