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DO NOT ATTEMPT BELOW
1. Tell every proctor that you see, that they are in fact, a dipstick. (METEOROLOGY PLZ)
2. Chucking spaghetti at other schools, while yelling, "USE YOUR NOODLE. OH WAIT YOU DONT HAVE ONE"
3. Place an iPad inside your Crime busters / Fossils binder, claiming that it is "part of the binder"
4. Throw pencils with broken tips at other schools

1) (Again with the binder stuff) Tape packets of food inside your Crime Busters / Fossils binder, and when questioned, say, "I got hungry"

Verdigris wrote:164. Walk into any event singing "Sussudio" at the top of your lungs.

Ah! Phil Collins and Genesis! In that vein croon "You Can't Hurry Love". Or "Soak Up The Sun" by Sheryl Crow.

Eat the food off the model in WIDI.

Poke opposing teams' helicopters with the toothpick from WIDI.

Wear the jacket used in late-night study sessions without washing to the competition...and cause the other teams to pass out due to smell.

Tape female Belastomatidae specimens on a highlighter, throw it to the station of the male Belastomatidae specimen carrying the eggs and shout "mommy's coming honey fast as I can be!"

close/open the door during air trajectory/helicopter/gliders and shout/sing "when one door closes another opens" (cue for your partner to open the adjacent door)

loudly discuss the merits of the "fringing atoll" with the event captain and ask if he has any memorabilia.

use cheesy pickup lines on your proctor.

ask if you can bring in your coach/extra partner/mommy/daddy/teacher as a good luck charm.

If they have live specimens at the ento competition, eat all the bugs and make the proctor eat a cockroach

165) Seduce a proctor into giving you 1st place

166) Start shouting "The sky is falling!!!" in the middle of an event. (best in meteorology)
167) Bring a bucket of candy and dump it over your head. When questioned by event supervisor, say "It's for good luck!!"
168) Pants the event supervisors
169) Put hot sauce in the event supervisor's Coke
170) Set the event supervisor's hair on fire
171) Eutrophy (Green Gen people will know) on the event supervisors.
172) Stick pencils up your nose in WIDI and pretend to be a walrus
173) Bring a basketball in to the room (works best for quiet events) and start dribbling. When questioned, say that you thought we were here for basketball practice
174) Try to start the wave in the middle of Crave the Wave. When questioned, say it helps you think
175) Hide the materials for any event

176) Karate-chop open the door to your event. Bonus points if you shout "HI-YAH" at the top of your lungs. bonusBONUS points if you scream after you land:"*CHUCK NORRIS IS IN THE HOUSSSSEEE!!!

177) Walk up to where your supervisor is sitting/standing holding a green glass bottle with a wet rag in it. Say, "Gimme first place or this place goes up in flames." , then from your procter,
178) During Wright Flyer, as soon as the team lets go of their model, scream/sing "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY; I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!!!!!" at the top of your lungs.
179) During CJAP, mix .75 kg of baking powder with 1 liter of HCl and throw the mixture on the floor and say, With Puppy-dog eyes, "Did I do that??" "IT WAS HIM!!!!!" *point to a random kid standing a few tables away*

180) Be chatting on your phone all the time during the competition. Then reveal the phone is turned off and that you don't need to be kicked out of a competition. Then, of course, get kicked out of the competition.