Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

[Crazy Puny Man]

I protect Crazy Puny Man because he's valuable

I am? How? I haven't really been participating in this game a whole lot lately

[Cedavis6]

Hrm...
I may be looking at something wrong, but I can't make heads or tails of the rest of this clue.

[mrburrito]

I ,protect Crazy Puny Man because he's valuable

I am? How? I haven't really been participating in this game a whole lot lately

I counted 22 posts in this game for you, about 15% of all the game's posts.

[Crazy Puny Man]

Doesn't mean they're all useful though...

[mrburrito]

Doesn't mean they're all useful though...

Alright, you win, you are a useless pile of flesh.

[Crazy Puny Man]

Doesn't mean they're all useful though...

Alright, you win, you are a useless pile of flesh.

Cool LIFE HACK

[TwelveSquared]

Hrm...
I may be looking at something wrong, but I can't make heads or tails of the rest of this clue.

The blocks of unintelligible letters are likely encrypted via some sort of cipher or code, I'll see what I can dig up as far as decoding them.
(And also, I'm afraid i haven't been able to be of much help this game, I've been busy with a variety of things...)

[Cedavis6]

Hrm...
I may be looking at something wrong, but I can't make heads or tails of the rest of this clue.

The blocks of unintelligible letters are likely encrypted via some sort of cipher or code, I'll see what I can dig up as far as decoding them.
(And also, I'm afraid i haven't been able to be of much help this game, I've been busy with a variety of things...)

I figured they were ciphers, but I seem not to be able to decode them.

[Assassinator]

Zyzzyva98 is busy practicnig his favorite piece, Sleigh Ride, on his French Horn. So deeply engrossed in it he was, playing the -pah's with great force and articulation, that he failed to notice the scent of a broken gas main. As methane fills the air, a string is pulled, a match is struck, and a flame bursts to life, quickly and explosively engulfing the house. Zyzzyva98, though great and powerful, was not spared the fires.

[ali941]

Sassy, mind explaining that clue? And apparently I will have Internet access, so I won't need a sub. Sorry I haven't been helping much, officers.