1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[Cheesy Pie]

189. Run through the store screaming "ESTONIAAAAAAA!!!" and hugging people. Have someone follow you and say to whoever you hug, "This is my wife" in creepy monotone.
190. Take random products off the shelves, scream that they originated in Korea, drop them, and repeat.
191. Skip around the store while loudly singing "I finally got an underling!" (preferably in a Spanish accent) over and over.
(Yep. All bad Hetalia references)

[LittleBlueDragon]

190) get a Spartan helmet from a costume and a bunch of fake spears , run around the store, poking the spears into peoples' stomachs while yelling, THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[sofan]

Put a ladder on a high shelf and drop your rotor on someone's head.(without the plastic bag or cup)

[mrburrito]

192. Get a bunch of people with you and take over the loudspeaker system. Pretend you are robbing the store, and that everyone is a hostage.

[Cedavis6]

193. Go to the book selection. Find a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book with the original illustrations. Cut all of them out and tape them all over anything a kid may want to buy or play with.

[LittleBlueDragon]

194. Dress in black and white, get a mop, and waltz with it into and around the store

[mrburrito]

195. Threaten the cashier with a plastic knife.

[sailoraboard]

Dump gas and oil on a floor and cover it in a thick paint, ask the manager to come see and push him into the mess,
before he knows it tape him to the floor.
Then go around the store and start a paint war.
when that's done, cut the manager free and give him a tour of his new store (might as well steal his keys and lock him in the store).

[sailoraboard]

Put a bra and thong in a really mocho looking man's grocery cart and watch as a hot chick comes to look at him and instead runs away.

[sailoraboard]

Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint.
when they try and help you, jump up, whack them, take off the disguise and run away.