Scioly Assassination 58: A Killing Carol

[quizbowl]

did i call you incredibly stupid? and you didnt just say "OH DONT PROTECT YOURSELF"; but you did hint so.

[zyzzyva980]

No, I'm calling myself incredibly stupid if I was the assassinator and blatantly tried to get my target unprotected.

[quizbowl]

lets just drop this, mkay?
and back to the clue, i protect myself; because I stated in the dynamic planet "I can't remember" and i also couldnt remember in july whether or not there already was an AP test thread. and finally, i have said the phrase "I forgot" 5 times.

[zyzzyva980]

Sorry if I'm seeming a bit confrontational, I've just been really tired with my schedule and school starting.

[quizbowl]

we all are.

[Assassinations Past]

Very good Paradox21. You have solved my clue. This brings me back to the long lost days of the Early Assassinations, where officers were capable of thinking. Both you and winneratlife have earned new accusations, boosting your count to 2 accusations each.

One last vision, come see with me, of me. For today I am 1289. However, the fifth of my number is currently unknown.

My brother, the Spirit of Assassinations Present, will be here shortly. Until then, I will fade back into the recesses of memory. With me our game goes away, but fear not- the next of the Spirits will bring a new one.

[Paradox21]

Now that I have 2 accusations, I will do what I wanted to do as soon as this game was posted:

I accuse robodude because he seems like the kind of person who would pick himself to be the Assassinator, he always has strongly themed assassinations, and the assassination posts line up nicely with brobo on chat.

[brobo]

I didn't even get to my grand finale, the future. I spent a lot of time planning this... well, at least it wasn't fm. PM me your choice, paradox.

If anyone is interested, I've already made the Assassinations Future clues. Just ask me, and I'll show you them.

[zyzzyva980]

Now, it probably seems weird that I was pushing so hard to leave paleonaps unprotected, that's because I was helping out robodude in this game. He wanted some help and I decided I would agree to help him out.

[Paradox21]

Alright, I've had a very special choice in mind for when I accused robodude. Give me a day or so to connect with the next assassinator to make sure they want to do it. robodude, I will PM you once I get in contact with this person.