three word story

[robotman]

but then they

[gneissisnice]

turned into wombats

[robotman]

that eats only

[Jturtle]

some great big

[starpug]

Cats that like

[robotman]

to kill dinosaurs

[rocketman1555]

with their claws

here's a summary

There once was a royal goat that died suddenly because of a evil sciolyer who killed it earlier with an orange made of stone that made him fall over backwards and then die. The next morning he woke up and died again. He suddenly fell and he died. From impalment by the orange stone that killed him. Very tragically because he had no arms and legs and fell down and he died. Then came along a dog that liked to eat doggie bones that were filled with meat and delicious honey he got decapitated. And his head turned into a big blue orange. The royal goat ran into the really big wall that was made out of brick. And hurt his medulla oblongata that kills him to smithereens that got splatered all over the Nationals director who had just. Then the director decided to kill the dead goat who had just splattered its guts all over the the directors face so he got angry and took his extremely powerful weapon of extreme awesome that pasteurizes and kills with milk power and liquid nitrogenated oxygen that freezes only when it hits the goats face. The goat was instantly turned into ice and died. Then a man with incredible powers told his buddies that iguanas eat food and kill anyone in their path by analytically killing them and then eat their arms and legs without using a knife or fork, spork or spoon, lawnmower or leafblower, or weed-wacker. Then Mario and Luigi fought Bowser and nobody cared about what happened next the end. dot. But Mr. Cool wanted to keep his purple zebra and tehkubix let it go outside and it flew to an ocean where it drank in the land and feasted upon chickens and ducks and cows and walruses. Afterwards, it went back home and watched television and ate food. Then the goat which was already half full of food, cut down into tiny bits that were disposed of in a strange box of radioactive green goo that poisoned it and turned it the colors of the ultraviolet spectrum and infected it with the flu which spread to all the emus on the continent and made them change into evil pugs who were infected with rabies but given a shot of radioactivity that cured them, but hten they turned into wombats that eats only some great big cats that like to kill dinosaurs with their claws

[robotman]

while dancing the

[starpug]

jig on cans

[robotman]

in the parkinglot