Scioly Assassination 135: A Series of Unfortunate Non-Harmless April Fool's Day Pranks

[Assassinator]

(sorry if this is technically against the rules, I'll go away now)

Silence, CPScienceDude. You’re supposed to be dead.

Hey sassy, can we get any extra clues if we somehow manage to guess the method of the "prank"?

That was never a rule, and I'm not inclined to add one to allow that.

[TheCrazyChemist]

Silence, CPScienceDude. You’re supposed to be dead.

Hey sassy, can we get any extra clues if we somehow manage to guess the method of the "prank"?

That was never a rule, and I'm not inclined to add one to allow that.

Hey, you can never know when a sassy might be feeling generous.

[Assassinator]

Hey sassy, can we get any extra clues if we somehow manage to guess the method of the "prank"?

That was never a rule, and I'm not inclined to add one to allow that.

Hey, you can never know when a sassy might be feeling generous.

Don’t try to push your luck, or you may be next.

[TheCrazyChemist]

72 hours....

[BennyTheJett]

Ye ikr

[TheCrazyChemist]

I feel like I'm asking to be killed next by being so annoying to the sassy, so sorry sassy. Please take your time ( and it would be nice if you didn't kill me, but I guess that anyone and everyone is fair game.)

[BennyTheJett]

I feel like I'm asking to be killed next by being so annoying to the sassy, so sorry sassy. Please take your time ( and it would be nice if you didn't kill me, but I guess that anyone and everyone is fair game.)

Sometimes you just wanna die lmao

[TheCrazyChemist]

I feel like I'm asking to be killed next by being so annoying to the sassy, so sorry sassy. Please take your time ( and it would be nice if you didn't kill me, but I guess that anyone and everyone is fair game.)

Sometimes you just wanna die lmao

Suicide is not the answer....homicide is

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I was kidding, please don't come and take me away to a mental asylum or some psychiatrist.

[BennyTheJett]

I feel like I'm asking to be killed next by being so annoying to the sassy, so sorry sassy. Please take your time ( and it would be nice if you didn't kill me, but I guess that anyone and everyone is fair game.)

Sometimes you just wanna die lmao

Suicide is not the answer....homicide is

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I was kidding, please don't come and take me away to a mental asylum or some psychiatrist.

It be like that sometimes.

Fact Of The Day (Click to Show Hidden Text)

The death penalty is illegal in Connecticut, so suicide by homicide is a no go.

[TheCrazyChemist]

Sometimes you just wanna die lmao

Suicide is not the answer....homicide is

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I was kidding, please don't come and take me away to a mental asylum or some psychiatrist.

It be like that sometimes.

Fact Of The Day (Click to Show Hidden Text)

The death penalty is illegal in Connecticut, so suicide by homicide is a no go.

I already knew that one(the fact of the day).