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Posted: **March 17th, 2015, 6:28 am**

That's just what a COMMUNIST would say!

How do you spot a science olympian?

Posted: **March 17th, 2015, 6:30 am**

See a nerd trying to act cool run into a wall and then proceed to try and calculate in his head the force with which he hit the wall.

Doctor who?

Posted: **March 17th, 2015, 6:30 am**

They actually care about the Urban Heat Island Effect.

Why do people care about the dress? (Yes, I went there.)

Posted: **March 17th, 2015, 6:31 am**

Fibonacci924 wrote:They actually care about the Urban Heat Island Effect.

Why do people care about the dress? (Yes, I went there.)

well this is awkward lol...

Posted: **March 17th, 2015, 6:34 am**

Very, I'll answer your question anyway.

An idiot that spends his free time in a phone booth.

Why is a duck?

Posted: **March 17th, 2015, 9:18 am**

Because the sun appears yellow.

Why don't dogs have sweat glands?

Posted: **March 17th, 2015, 11:47 am**

Because IMAGINE THE DARN SMELL

What makes a question stupid?

Posted: **March 17th, 2015, 4:05 pm**

Not having enough swag......

What killed the trilobites?

Posted: **March 18th, 2015, 7:39 am**

Minnesota winters, duh!

Why are math textbooks so heavy?

Posted: **March 18th, 2015, 8:48 am**

Because gravity hates math more than any other subject.

Who is the fastest man alive?

SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS