SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Post by **Magikarpmaster629** » March 17th, 2015, 6:28 am

That's just what a COMMUNIST would say!

How do you spot a science olympian?

InfiniCuber · Post by **InfiniCuber** » March 17th, 2015, 6:30 am

See a nerd trying to act cool run into a wall and then proceed to try and calculate in his head the force with which he hit the wall.

Doctor who?

Fibonacci924 · Post by **Fibonacci924** » March 17th, 2015, 6:30 am

They actually care about the Urban Heat Island Effect.

Why do people care about the dress? (Yes, I went there.)

InfiniCuber · Post by **InfiniCuber** » March 17th, 2015, 6:31 am

Fibonacci924 wrote:They actually care about the Urban Heat Island Effect.

Why do people care about the dress? (Yes, I went there.)

well this is awkward lol...

Fibonacci924 · Post by **Fibonacci924** » March 17th, 2015, 6:34 am

Very, I'll answer your question anyway.

An idiot that spends his free time in a phone booth.

Why is a duck?

Verdigris · Post by **Verdigris** » March 17th, 2015, 9:18 am

Because the sun appears yellow.

Why don't dogs have sweat glands?

InfiniCuber · Post by **InfiniCuber** » March 17th, 2015, 11:47 am

Because IMAGINE THE DARN SMELL

What makes a question stupid?

Post by **Magikarpmaster629** » March 17th, 2015, 4:05 pm

Not having enough swag......

What killed the trilobites?

Fibonacci924 · Post by **Fibonacci924** » March 18th, 2015, 7:39 am

Minnesota winters, duh!

Why are math textbooks so heavy?

Verdigris · Post by **Verdigris** » March 18th, 2015, 8:48 am

Because gravity hates math more than any other subject.

Who is the fastest man alive?

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