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Because they are exclusively for breakfast.

Why do people exist?

Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster sneezed.

Who is the captain?

He looks like this

What is the best stupid answer to this question?

A answer that contains stupidity.

Why is green?

He's transforming into a cucumber.

If my above answer happens to actually be correct, then why hasn't he elongated?

He doesn't want to.

Why are there no blue skittles?

Because M&Ms copyrighted the color blue.

Does calling it "outer space" imply the existence of an "inner space"? (I actually asked this in science class, got a very entertaining answer)

Yes, but inner space and outer space implies the existence of a boundary between them.

How high up in the sky is the boundary in the aforementioned answer?

However high your head is.

What is the difference between a bush and a shrub?

r.

r u typing with hunt and peck?