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I wish my little sister would stop feeding my dog crayons. (Seriously we used to have a giant box of crayons and now they're gone...)

Nerd_Bunny wrote:Granted, but you have to write two super essays after states.

I wish my little sister would stop feeding my dog crayons. (Seriously we used to have a giant box of crayons and now they're gone...)

Granted, but she starts feeding your dog colored pencils

I wish the earth was flat.

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I wish I could find more to put on my Microbe Mission cheat sheet...

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I wish I could meet some scioly.org people...

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I wish I didn't have to take out the garbage...

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I wish I had some powdered donuts right now...