Save the person on top of you!

[gneissisnice]

But it just so happens that Im a trained doctor, so I perform life saving heart surgery.
But afterwards, i accidentally stab myself with the scalpel, which has been poisoned by your horribly toxic blood.

[blue cobra]

But I McGuyver up a poison sucker out of a bendy straw and a toilet and save you however a zombie crawlzzz out of said toilet

[thebeast4400]

so i re-killed it with an anacona when the anaconda switched sides and starting strangling me

[GGuy5]

i shove a muscle relaxer in the anaconda's mouth but Jango Fett arrives there is a bounty on your head

[gneissisnice]

I rush in with a lightsaber and defeat him, but then Darth Vader comes and starts to choke me...with the Force!

[Celeste]

...so I use avada kedavra on Darth Vader, but then Voldemort comes and attacks me...

[Helix_Nebula_Freak]

Oooo anouther Harry Potter fan!

So i cancel the Crucio Curse he's he using on you and I use a stunning spell so he passes out. Then I trip and start to fall into a vat of poisen...

[GGuy5]

but Batman saves you from impending doom


but........ a resurrected Heath Ledger attacks Batman with a M60 machine gun that has a 1,000 round belt

[Helix_Nebula_Freak]

but then I dive in front of batman to stop the shots,

and Heath starts shooting at me...

[GGuy5]

but you wearing a flak vest

that is starting to tear...........