You just gave me the best idea.sciencysarah wrote: 160) wear a periodic table of elements shirt
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People would stare at you suspiciously when you look down on your shirt. It would be extremely awkward if someone else stared at it.GoofyFoofer wrote:You just gave me the best idea.sciencysarah wrote: 160) wear a periodic table of elements shirt
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#145. He was jumping back and forth over a low chain fence, tripped. Broke his arm. Missed Pentathlon, but made it back from the ER in time for Physics Lab, abet all drugged up.samlan16 wrote:These all actually happened:
143. Taste a chemical that appears to be sugar in Crime Busters only to find out that it's sand.
144. Handcuff your Rotor Egg Drop partner with saran wrap.
145. Sit on a flimsy fence at Nationals, only to fall off and miss your only 2 events due to a broken arm.
146. Make up unreasonable data for ExpD. (Or any for that matter, lol.)
147. Play charades with your WIDI partner to make sure that he or she is following your instructions correctly.
148. Make up a story about how your underclassman partner dropped a bottle of Biuret solution during Chem Lab and forced you to catch it like a football, then tell it to everyone on the team because they will believe you BECAUSE YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN. (Happened last year.)
149. Then start a whole bunch of unnecessary drama at the competition because of 148.
150. Senioritis. In SO.
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Grr... Navya skewed that story, then...rfscoach wrote:#145. He was jumping back and forth over a low chain fence, tripped. Broke his arm. Missed Pentathlon, but made it back from the ER in time for Physics Lab, abet all drugged up.samlan16 wrote:These all actually happened:
143. Taste a chemical that appears to be sugar in Crime Busters only to find out that it's sand.
144. Handcuff your Rotor Egg Drop partner with saran wrap.
145. Sit on a flimsy fence at Nationals, only to fall off and miss your only 2 events due to a broken arm.
146. Make up unreasonable data for ExpD. (Or any for that matter, lol.)
147. Play charades with your WIDI partner to make sure that he or she is following your instructions correctly.
148. Make up a story about how your underclassman partner dropped a bottle of Biuret solution during Chem Lab and forced you to catch it like a football, then tell it to everyone on the team because they will believe you BECAUSE YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN. (Happened last year.)
149. Then start a whole bunch of unnecessary drama at the competition because of 148.
150. Senioritis. In SO.
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144 seems like a good idea, but my partner did most of the work.rfscoach wrote:#145. He was jumping back and forth over a low chain fence, tripped. Broke his arm. Missed Pentathlon, but made it back from the ER in time for Physics Lab, abet all drugged up.samlan16 wrote:These all actually happened:
143. Taste a chemical that appears to be sugar in Crime Busters only to find out that it's sand.
144. Handcuff your Rotor Egg Drop partner with saran wrap.
145. Sit on a flimsy fence at Nationals, only to fall off and miss your only 2 events due to a broken arm.
146. Make up unreasonable data for ExpD. (Or any for that matter, lol.)
147. Play charades with your WIDI partner to make sure that he or she is following your instructions correctly.
148. Make up a story about how your underclassman partner dropped a bottle of Biuret solution during Chem Lab and forced you to catch it like a football, then tell it to everyone on the team because they will believe you BECAUSE YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN. (Happened last year.)
149. Then start a whole bunch of unnecessary drama at the competition because of 148.
150. Senioritis. In SO.
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of a competition
161) Roast marshmallows on your flaming Mission Possible
At one of our competitions, our team's Mission caught fire/started smoking.
At one of our competitions, our team's Mission caught fire/started smoking.
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162) Walk into herpetology playing "Anaconda" as loud as possible while singing along with it.
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163. Walk into fossils playing "Dinosaur" at max volume and "singing" REALLY LOUDLY.nibiruarmy wrote:162) Walk into herpetology playing "Anaconda" as loud as possible while singing along with it.
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164. Walk into any event singing "Sussudio" at the top of your lungs.
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34) Walk out of the event with the test.
(Too lazy to read all the previous posts to see if this has already been mentioned, but I stupidly did this at State this year... Thankfully, I noticed a few seconds later and all was good - ended up medalling in the event too!)
(Too lazy to read all the previous posts to see if this has already been mentioned, but I stupidly did this at State this year... Thankfully, I noticed a few seconds later and all was good - ended up medalling in the event too!)