1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[mnstrviola]

182. Get a lot of random, perishable goods. A lot. Proceed to check out, and when the cashier rings up your total, make a bewildered face, argue, then return everything.

[leeumpetro]

177.) Run around the store squirting whip cream in peoples ears.

Thats just too silly!!!!

[leeumpetro]

105. walk around stabbing people with those fake knives whose blade looks steel but is made of rubber and poke it into peoples stomach

Training knives you mean?

[Jdogg]

183) Test gravity vehicle down the aisles (happened at a rite aid, not a Walmart) fun times

[LittleBlueDragon]

184) run around in jester's costume juggling

[Cedavis6]

185. Chase after someone screaming, "WHISTLE WHISTLE WHISTLE!!!"

[mrburrito]

186. Buy an airsoft gun and open fire on the dairy section.

[A Person]

186. Buy an airsoft gun and open fire on the dairy section.

don't buy an airsoft gun. Instead just take it from the section of the store that has them. Why pay for it?

[LittleBlueDragon]

187) Open ALL the lego sets and start making something out of them

[Mlane]

188) Ride one of the bicycles while spraying whipped cream on the floor behind you so any police chasing you will slip and fall.