Corrupt a Wish

[Panda Weasley]

Granted, but you fail all of your classes this semester and can't graduate.

I wish that I wasn't one of those people who needs a full night of sleep or else they can't function.

[cemsc10]

Granted, but now you just stay up on youtube, causing you to ruin your eyesight over time.

I wish I had a wardrobe that was never-ending.

[[NerdyTotoro]]

Granted, but all the clothes in your wardrobe are exactly the same and a size smaller.

I wish my team had Science Olympiad during the summer.

[Entomology]

Granted, but then you would sweat all over your build devices and cheat sheets, ruining them.

I wish I could find better balsa wood to build my bridges.

[cemsc10]

Granted but now you're broke, since they cost so much.

I wish there was science olympiad after high school.

[LIPX3]

Granted, but the only events are Sumo Bots, Pentathlon and Game On.
I wish Wind Power was allowed to be up 50 cm long.

[Terbin73]

Granted, but you would run out of materials.
I wish that Science Olympiad Nationals was today

[T-55M]

Granted, but that means you missed the whole competition already.

I wish that reference manuals could be had in printed form.

[hmath729]

Granted, but they're in size 72 Comic Sans MS.

(Wow, I can't believe this game got buried for a year!)

I wish that my application to this summer program at <redacted> was finished instantly and to the best of my ability.

[Fibonacci924]

Then the administration will accuse you of cheating.

I wish that I could be well rested without sleeping.