SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

[PicturePerfect]

The land coverage today - the land coverage in the 1900s.

What does a transistor do?

It transists.

Why are there so many boys in my class?

[ToxicPoptart]

Because they sit in the room and take notes with you.
What is Planck's length?

[PicturePerfect]

The length of Planck.

Why do all the smilies have pointed chins?

[Cjkowalcz]

The same reason the sky is blue

Why was Heredity first called Birds and Bees?

[Blwrunner]

Because the event was based on the Eurasian dwarf bee and its most deadly enemy, the Irish giant penguin.

How do u determine the direction of laughter?

[49ers]

By determing the angle that their mouth is facing at, then adding 2 pi. (in the spirit of PI day! )

What does a low Biochemical Oxygen Demand value indicate in water?

[Cjkowalcz]

It means that there are too many Bio-Chemistry students using up all of the oxygen in the water.(In their underwater classes)

Why do plants move/lean towards the light?

[PicturePerfect]

Because they want to step into the light O_O

Why does Google not celebrate Pi day?! -hmph-

[Cjkowalcz]

I don't know its a Pi-ty! Hahahahha get it pi-ty

Why do porcupines have needles?!?

[ownerpwner]

BECAUSE the porcupine's quills are its best method of defending itself from predators. The sharp quills, which are modified hairs, are all over the porcupine's body, including its tail. When the North American porcupine, the most common species in the Americas, is threatened, it turns its tail toward the approaching animal. If attacked, this porcupine will thrash its predator with its tail, thrusting its quills into the other animal's hide. Often some of the quills will come off the porcupine's tail, and their barbed ends (like a fishhook) will stay embedded in the attacker's skin. The average porcupine has around 30,000 quills.

Q: Why is snow coldy woldy? and why is it blue?