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Granted, but then you wouldn't win any medals at them.

I wish there were less invasive plants around my school.

Granted, but you must now submit yourself for arrest to the grammar police.

I wish that the science faculty at my school were more proud than the football coach, who we do not even personally know, of this year's National Merit semifinalists. (Sad truth.)

Granted, but that would be because the football coach was less proud and not because the science faculty was more proud.

I wish that some idiot would stop obsessively trying to set me up with his friend.

Granted, but now not even IKEA would help you.

I wish that I could magically get an A on my physics test today without studying.

samlan16 wrote:Granted, but now not even IKEA would help you.

I wish that I could magically get an A on my physics test today without studying.

Granted, but now your teacher thinks you cheated.

I wish language class was over.

sciolylover13 wrote:

samlan16 wrote:Granted, but now not even IKEA would help you.

I wish that I could magically get an A on my physics test today without studying.

Granted, but now your teacher thinks you cheated.

I wish language class was over.

Granted, but then you go back in time an hour.

I wish Sea Lampreys weren't so.....weird.

Granted, but now humans are slaves to a sentient sea-lamprey society, that thinks that you are weird.

I wish I had more time before Scioly tryouts (even though I've been studying for months more than everyone else)

Granted, but then everyone studies super hard and beats you.

I wish I magically knew everything I need to know for Anatomy.

Granted, but you will never understand physiology.

I wish that I had actually cleared my console before turning in a printout of it for APCS. (Now my teacher will think I turned in her own work because she always puts her name in a comment at the top of the page, lol.)

Granted, but then you can never clear your console again.

I wish I knew more about Stellar Evolution.