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Re: corrupt a wish

Posted: September 12th, 2015, 2:22 pm
by Jaol
samlan16 wrote:Granted, but you have to run laps the whole time. No dodgeball for you!

I wish that my AP Physics C teacher was not giving us Soviet Russia physics textbook problems.
Granted, but then he gives you Beowulf based problems.

Dodgeball was banned because it was "too violent" 2 years ago...

I wish Tree-of-Heaven didn't look so weird....

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: September 12th, 2015, 5:18 pm
by Unome
Granted, but then it becomes impossible to identify.
Jaol wrote: Hmm, my older sibling had to read "How to read Lit like a Professor" over summer. I read it sadly unsuspectingly....
I never actually read it; I just pretended to.

I wish this thread's title was capitalized correctly.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: September 12th, 2015, 7:32 pm
by bernard
Granted.

I wish I had a large gym to fly planes.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: September 13th, 2015, 8:04 am
by Jaol
Granted, but then you can never find anything to build the planes with.

Ooops

I wish I didn't lose all of my pencils

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: September 13th, 2015, 8:10 am
by Unome
Jaol wrote:Granted, but then you can never find anything to build the planes with.
You're supposed to make a wish...

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: September 14th, 2015, 6:05 am
by InfiniCuber
Jaol wrote:Granted, but then you can never find anything to build the planes with.

Ooops

I wish I didn't lose all of my pencils
Granted, but then none of them are ever sharpened :twisted:

I wish I could play on my phone in school without getting in trouble.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: September 14th, 2015, 6:22 am
by samlan16
Granted, but you are literally going to play with Legos while sitting on your phone.

I wish that I was not in a school full of arrogant buttholes who are not satisfied with a 99% in a class.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: September 15th, 2015, 9:15 pm
by InfiniCuber
samlan16 wrote:Granted, but you are literally going to play with Legos while sitting on your phone.

I wish that I was not in a school full of arrogant buttholes who are not satisfied with a 99% in a class.
But...wording..fine xD

Granted, but the new school has arrogant buttholes who aren't satisfied with a 100% in a class.

I wish I would be able to get a good night's rest for once.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: September 16th, 2015, 4:50 am
by Jaol
Granted, but then you never get a good night's sleep again.

I wish people wouldn't like 5 SoS so much....

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: September 16th, 2015, 6:03 am
by InfiniCuber
Jaol wrote:Granted, but then you never get a good night's sleep again.

I wish people wouldn't like 5 SoS so much....
Granted, but then a new boy band replaces them with even bigger popularity with fans twice as annoying.

I wish we could go to all the invitationals!!!