Corrupt a Wish

[Jaol]

Granted, but you have to run laps the whole time. No dodgeball for you!

I wish that my AP Physics C teacher was not giving us Soviet Russia physics textbook problems.

Granted, but then he gives you Beowulf based problems.

Dodgeball was banned because it was "too violent" 2 years ago...

I wish Tree-of-Heaven didn't look so weird....

[Unome]

Granted, but then it becomes impossible to identify.

Hmm, my older sibling had to read "How to read Lit like a Professor" over summer. I read it sadly unsuspectingly....

I never actually read it; I just pretended to.

I wish this thread's title was capitalized correctly.

[bernard]

Granted.

I wish I had a large gym to fly planes.

[Jaol]

Granted, but then you can never find anything to build the planes with.

Ooops

I wish I didn't lose all of my pencils

[Unome]

Granted, but then you can never find anything to build the planes with.

You're supposed to make a wish...

[InfiniCuber]

Granted, but then you can never find anything to build the planes with.

Ooops

I wish I didn't lose all of my pencils

Granted, but then none of them are ever sharpened

I wish I could play on my phone in school without getting in trouble.

[samlan16]

Granted, but you are literally going to play with Legos while sitting on your phone.

I wish that I was not in a school full of arrogant buttholes who are not satisfied with a 99% in a class.

[InfiniCuber]

Granted, but you are literally going to play with Legos while sitting on your phone.

I wish that I was not in a school full of arrogant buttholes who are not satisfied with a 99% in a class.

But...wording..fine xD

Granted, but the new school has arrogant buttholes who aren't satisfied with a 100% in a class.

I wish I would be able to get a good night's rest for once.

[Jaol]

Granted, but then you never get a good night's sleep again.

I wish people wouldn't like 5 SoS so much....

[InfiniCuber]

Granted, but then you never get a good night's sleep again.

I wish people wouldn't like 5 SoS so much....

Granted, but then a new boy band replaces them with even bigger popularity with fans twice as annoying.

I wish we could go to all the invitationals!!!