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Jaol wrote:Granted, but then you die prematurely in 9/11

I wish I hadn't forgotten my hat at nats swap meet.

First off that is horrible Dx

Granted but then no one wants to trade anything with you.

I wish my coach would get the rules to us.

Granted, but then the committee gets rid of you changes all of your events.

I wish I was better at building events.

Yeah, but then you would degrade yourself to a redneck, y'all.

I wish that my college essays would write themselves.

Granted, but they'd have so terrible handwriting that no one could read them.

I wish these darned kids would stop complaining about how terrible Road Scholars is. I miss Road Scholars!

samlan16 wrote:Yeah, but then you would degrade yourself to a redneck, y'all.

No. Just no.

Granted, but now they are complaining about you.
I wish my goat cheese wasn't frozen.

Granted but then it burns your mouth as you try to eat it.

I wish I had more base knowledge for RFS.

Granted, but the omniscient head coach goddess rfscoach has now evolved into the omniscient rfssupervisor!

I wish that Beowulf was not required reading for AP Lit.

samlan16 wrote:Granted, but the omniscient head coach goddess rfscoach has now evolved into the omniscient rfssupervisor!

I wish that Beowulf was not required reading for AP Lit.

Granted, but then How to Read Literature like a Professor becomes the required reading for AP Lit (That was mine for last year DX)

I wish I would already be accepted into my dream college.

InfiniCuber wrote:

samlan16 wrote:Granted, but the omniscient head coach goddess rfscoach has now evolved into the omniscient rfssupervisor!

I wish that Beowulf was not required reading for AP Lit.

Granted, but then How to Read Literature like a Professor becomes the required reading for AP Lit (That was mine for last year DX)

I wish I would already be accepted into my dream college.

Granted, but then you get kicked out for plagiarizing others work on your resume.

Hmm, my older sibling had to read "How to read Lit like a Professor" over summer. I read it sadly unsuspectingly....

I wish we had 1 hour recess.

Granted, but you have to run laps the whole time. No dodgeball for you!

I wish that my AP Physics C teacher was not giving us Soviet Russia physics textbook problems.