Corrupt a Wish

[Magikarpmaster629]

Granted but then you kill me and gets arrestedood at drawing

I wish I was good at drawing

Granted, but you will be bad at drawing people.

I wish our scioly team would win state next year.

Granted, but then you'd have to participate in SSSS (insert advertisement for SSSS here(sorry(but really, do SSSS)))


I wish the newer pokémon anime didn't make me cringe.

[JoJoKeKe]

(me too!)

Granted, but all the pokémon will be replaced by new ones.

I wish to receive a medal at the Wisconsin Science Olympiad national tournament next year.

[Jaol]

Granted,but then you and your team gets DQ'd for suspected cheating.

I wish that I could read a book that I've really wanted to read but can't find.

[limelego]

Granted, but you will get creeped out by the book and die from shock.

I wish that you will be happy for the rest of your life.

[GrilledOnions]

Granted, but you'd never know what it was.

I wish school was over now.

[Panda Weasley]

Granted, but now you have an extra 2 years of school.

I wish my clothes would dry sooner.

[sciolylover13]

Granted, but now you have no space left in your closet.
I wish SO would start again.

[Jaol]

Granted, but then it never started after that.

I wish that my wish was incorruptible.

[Fibonacci924]

Then you wouldn't be posting here in the first place.

I wish I grew up in the 80's.

[Jaol]

Granted, but then you die prematurely in 9/11

I wish I hadn't forgotten my hat at nats swap meet.