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Teammate to his event partner: "So, [insert name here], how much work did you get done last time? Hmmm...looks like exactly zero."

"You glued the bridge to the table?! How did you do that?!"

[To the tallest person on our team, who almost always ends up putting away the boxes, because they have to go on top of the cabinets.]
"[insert name here]! Help!
"What?"
"Can you put this box away?"
"Is that the only reason that I exist on this earth?"
"Yup, pretty much."

"You're Science geeks! Everyone here's a science geek, so goggle-marks are considered attractive!"~my coach

person on my team to the mcdonalds employees: Can I buy a burger without the meat in it?"
Me: why dont u just buy one with chicken in it...wait thats meat...

"Freaking little wizard...."
"NOOOOO!!! PET JELLYFISH!!! COME BAAAACK!!!"
"Wait, who was in who's pants?"
"Guys use only one adjective, 'legit'. To a guy, something is either 'legit' or 'not legit'. There is nothing else."
"What would a gnatcatcher eat?" "Gnats." "Oh."

*We're making jokes about "sandwiches"*
Person A walks in the room unaware of what "sandwich" means and says, "I could sure go for a sandwich right now!."
We all erupt in laughter as he asks what kinds there are.
I say, "Well there's the 5 dollar footlong"(in case you haven't figured it out by now, we are all quite immature)
more laughter.
As Person A is confused by the laughter, Person B thinks "sandwich" means drugs, so as a joke, he asks the mom of one of our coaches if she wanted to go make a sandwich with him. Everyone stopped laughing and just looked at him like he was crazy.
Sandwich was a code-word we had made for sex because another coache's daughter was in the room. so we will at fitting times, talk about sandwiches. that's my favorite S.O. quote

danger will robinson wrote:Come ON biochemfreak, there are more than that!

We do not supply pants!
Keep on beating him with your backpack!
Senor square and Seniorita Squarita
Hand me that *&%^$@# book NOW!
Is that one of your freshman inside jokes? Because I'm tired of them! Everything I say is an inside joke!
My head hurts and I'm not even competing!
He stole my head!
Where is it? Where did it go?
He hardly comes to school drunk anymore
Is that a rock or a mineral?
*Insert word here*- it's a technical term (which is pretty much the slogan of any event w/ tennislvr, me, and my dad coaching)

Sorry biochemfreak- most of those only make sense if you were in Scrambler.

In addition to that list i would like to add:

Floridae
and ruby throated BZZZ

From the Astronomy teacher at my school who has been helping both of FM's teams with Astronomy this year:

"You don't have iphones? What kind of nerds are you?"

and also:

"Do you have any dragons of information you wish to slay?" (or something along those lines)

'DONT FORGET YOUR PANTS!!" lol that was hilarious... long story..happened to my friend
"Happy feet'
'new ppl are not allowed into the chem closet!'
"[insert name] are you protecting you forehead or your eyes?"
'GAH!! i glued my finger to my bridge!!"
"PENTATHLON PRACTICE!" *throws ball*
"OMG YOU THREW A BALL AND CAUGHT IT!!! YOU CAN'T DO SCI OLY ANYMORE!! YOUR TOO ATHLETIC!!!"
"duct tape fixes everything"
"hot glue is hot"
'embrace ur inner nerd'

there's alot more but can't think of more
will add more after midterms are over...

"who left their pants here?"
(after finding two pairs of pants left on the table in our homeroom)

"left, left, left, and left again"
(that's how you get to the bathroom)

violet17 wrote:"who left their pants here?"
(after finding two pairs of pants left on the table in our homeroom)

"left, left, left, and left again"
(that's how you get to the bathroom)

That was funny. To explain the pants: Me and my friend were hot at State, because it was a lot warmer than it was forecasted to be. We were wearing jeans, but decided to change into shorts. We were going to go watch building events after Dynamic Planet, but we didn't want to have to carry them around with us, so we dropped them in the homeroom. There wasn't anyone there, so everyone who walked in just saw pants.

And to get back from the bathroom, it's right, right, right and right again, but it wasn't so funny.