1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[juicemanman]

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[pikachu4919]

164. Tear open many packages of art supplies, start doodling on all the drawing pads, and after you've finished all of that, yell, "I'M THE NEXT PICASSO!"
165. Break open the iPhone 5 display with a hammer from somewhere else in the store and start taking pictures of yourself with the iPhone.
166. Smash Christmas ornaments and spread the pieces on the floor.
167. Steal dum-dum pops from little kids and stick them to greeting cards.

[Cheesy Pie]

168. Go into the Christmas stuff section and rant about how WalMart is run by Nazis because they don't have Hanukkah stuff.

[sciencegeek999]

169. Get any embarrassing product and put it in people's carts as you walk away.

[Cjkowalcz]

170. Steal people's carts and stockpile them in the arts and crafts center.

[leeumpetro]

171.) Put really expensive stuff in people's carts while they're not looking.
172.) Go to the Food section and get syrup, then fill all the shoes on display with it.
173.) Go to the clothing section and start trying on baby clothes in he middle of the store.
174.) Come out of the bathroom screaming, "ITS ALIVE"
175.) Turn all the lights off
176.) Dump a whole box of Coco Puffs on the floor in the check out line.

[Blwrunner]

177.) Run around the store squirting whip cream in peoples ears.

[leeumpetro]

178.) Pretend to fall asleep in one of the beds.
179.) Start gnawing on frozen chicken

[Cheesy Pie]

180. Dress up as Belarus and go around creepily whispering "marry me" in peoples' ears.

[mrburrito]

181. Dress up as Helen Keller and knock down all the bottles in the store.