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Re: Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name
Posted: February 21st, 2020, 3:36 pm
by Assassinator
Oh great job you two, now I have to rewrite my story
Re: Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name
Posted: February 21st, 2020, 3:38 pm
by Creationist127
Every good villain has a backup plan, smh.
Re: Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name
Posted: February 21st, 2020, 3:40 pm
by Torchic
Hopefully one of us has the right protect though
Re: Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name
Posted: February 21st, 2020, 3:44 pm
by Creationist127
I'd assume the sassy didn't expect you guys to pull those last-second protects...
Re: Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name
Posted: February 21st, 2020, 3:44 pm
by Assassinator
Umaroth - *brandishing breadstick* It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Galahad - *also brandishing breadstick* You underestimate my power!
Torchic - ALLEZ!!
*breadstick battle*
Umaroth - You have become the VERY THING thing you sw-*breadstick breaks* NO!
Galahad - DON'T LECTURE ME OBI-WAN! *swipes everything off the shelves*
Sassy - *starts clapping*
Umaroth - SWEET MOTHER OF PIGEON!
Torchic - AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
Sassy - WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING?! GALAHAD IS VERY PROTECTED!
Galahad - I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE A CRAZY SHADOW POWER THING THAT’S KILLED SOMEONE EVERY TIME THEY’VE SHOWED UP AND WE’RE ONLY ARMED WITH A BREADSTICK!
Sassy - WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE BREADSTICK?
Galahad - IT’S A BREADSTICK!
Sassy - IT’S A VERY CAPABLE BREADSTICK!
Galahad - YOU’RE A BREADSTICK!
Umaroth - *aggressively t-posing between the two to get them to stop shouting*
Torchic - ....what have I gotten myself into?
Re: Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name
Posted: February 21st, 2020, 3:45 pm
by Assassinator
Sassy - Oh yeah here *throws glitter bomb*
Everyone - ACK!
As the dust glitter settles, a note is revealed.
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Re: Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name
Posted: February 21st, 2020, 3:46 pm
by Torchic
Oh thank goodness that last minute protection actually was right
Re: Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name
Posted: February 21st, 2020, 3:46 pm
by Torchic
Assassinator wrote: ↑February 21st, 2020, 3:44 pm
Umaroth - *brandishing breadstick* It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Galahad - *also brandishing breadstick* You underestimate my power!
Torchic - ALLEZ!!
*breadstick battle*
Umaroth - You have become the VERY THING thing you sw-*breadstick breaks* NO!
Galahad - DON'T LECTURE ME OBI-WAN! *swipes everything off the shelves*
Sassy - *starts clapping*
Umaroth -
SWEET MOTHER OF PIGEON!
Torchic -
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
Sassy -
WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING?! GALAHAD IS VERY PROTECTED!
Galahad -
I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE A CRAZY SHADOW POWER THING THAT’S KILLED SOMEONE EVERY TIME THEY’VE SHOWED UP AND WE’RE ONLY ARMED WITH A BREADSTICK!
Sassy -
WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE BREADSTICK?
Galahad -
IT’S A BREADSTICK!
Sassy -
IT’S A VERY CAPABLE BREADSTICK!
Galahad -
YOU’RE A BREADSTICK!
Umaroth - *aggressively t-posing between the two to get them to stop shouting*
Torchic - ....what have I gotten myself into?
Yes someone tell me what I have gotten myself into
Re: Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name
Posted: February 21st, 2020, 3:50 pm
by Creationist127
That story looks thoroughly last-minute... as well as quite amusing. Can't work on the clue right now though...
Re: Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name
Posted: February 21st, 2020, 3:51 pm
by Torchic
I just don't have any idea what the clue may be about. Rn all im doing is trying not to die early of laughter