Corrupt a Wish

[dudeincolorado]

granted but then the pie would fly away to join all the other pies that flew away to the pie in the sky

i wish that i would stop worrying about my shoe size

[robotman]

granted but than you would grow out of your shoes and there would be no shoes that fit
i wish i had a cow

[dudeincolorado]

granted but then it would get mad cow and thats a no bueno

i wish i had a different hair color black is so boring...

[robotman]

granted but then you would be chased by girls wanting to touch your hair and you would die of exhaustion!!!
i wish i had a life

[cooltiger]

Granted but that means you can die. So you end up getting hit by a car and dying.

I wish that I was never annoyed by anything ever again.

[rocketman1555]

but then you would be annoyed by everything

i wish robotman09 had a life

[robotman]

granted but then i will be happy and you will not
i wish that rocketman1555 had a girlfriend so i could make fun of him

[lildammgrl14x]

granted but you will be single for the rest of your life and never be happy
i wish i had food right now

[smartkid222]

granted, but it would be your least favorite food.
I wish that i had realized sooner that i needed to order prop and rear hooks

[lildammgrl14x]

granted but your order was significantly delayed so you didnt get them in time
i wish i could burn things in chem without burning myself