Corrupt a Wish

Post by **UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F** » May 26th, 2015, 1:03 pm

Jaol wrote:Granted, but then your idiot friend factory resets your computer.

I wish that Georgia had cooler history. (The best being the civil war)

Granted, but then you have to memorize 2,000 pages of "cooler" history.

I wish I wasn't as bored.

Jaol · Post by **Jaol** » May 26th, 2015, 1:06 pm

Granted, but then your mom makes you clean every major appliance in your home.

I wish that that life was more awesomer.

Post by **UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F** » May 26th, 2015, 1:08 pm

Jaol wrote:Granted, but then your mom makes you clean every major appliance in your home.

I wish that that life was more awesomer.

Granted, but then, the genie punishes you for bad grammar.

I wish that I had a longer childhood.

Jaol · Post by **Jaol** » May 26th, 2015, 1:17 pm

Granted, but then life processes still move forward and you eventually "die young"

I wish that I spoke better Turkish

Post by **Magikarpmaster629** » May 26th, 2015, 5:22 pm

Jaol wrote:Granted, but then life processes still move forward and you eventually "die young"

I wish that I spoke better Turkish

Granted, but then you'd forget how to English.

I wish I could make pop music sound decent.

InfiniCuber · Post by **InfiniCuber** » May 26th, 2015, 9:43 pm

Magikarpmaster629 wrote: Granted, but then you'd forget how to English.

I wish I could make pop music sound decent.

Granted, but then it causes all other music to sound horrifying.

I wish I would make it out of finals week alive and with my desired grades

limelego · Post by **limelego** » June 9th, 2015, 12:54 pm

InfiniCuber wrote:I wish I would make it out of finals week alive and with my desired grades

Granted, but all legit universities will reject you.

I wish I had a lot of pie.
(don't say it's poisonous)

GrilledOnions · Post by **GrilledOnions** » June 9th, 2015, 12:55 pm

Granted, but then you die of obesity.

I wish you a happy birthday.

Jaol · Post by **Jaol** » June 9th, 2015, 1:27 pm

Granted but then you kill me and gets arrestedood at drawing

I wish I was good at drawing

ReverseCold · Post by **ReverseCold** » June 9th, 2015, 5:45 pm

Jaol wrote:Granted but then you kill me and gets arrestedood at drawing

I wish I was good at drawing

Granted, but you will be bad at drawing people.

I wish our scioly team would win state next year.

Scioly.org