SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

[sciencegeek999]

Because the color fairy sprinkled it with some colorful fairy dust.
Why is the the cooking time for ramen noodles so short?

[Nerdy One]

there's nothing to cook, it's prefried zombie brains so all you have to do is add water.
What is the chemical equation for photosynthesis?

[sciencegeek999]

p+h+o+t+o+s+y+n+t+h+e+s+i+s
(In case you really want to know C6H12O6 + 6O2 = 6CO2 + 6H2O + energy)
How come the world didn't end?

[Cedavis6]

It ends with d!
If the Mayans are so smart, why aren't they here today?

[Nerdy One]

p+h+o+t+o+s+y+n+t+h+e+s+i+s
(In case you really want to know C6H12O6 + 6O2 = 6CO2 + 6H2O + energy)
How come the world didn't end?

yeah, i memorized that one in fifth grade. but tying this in with the mayans, it's because they were SO smart, they were doing genetic experiments on plants and made one which required no carbon and produced no oxygen. Because it needed nothing but water and sunlight to grow, it covered their entire continent and killed them all.

[sciencegeek999]

okay, new question: why does my friend think "spicy" cheetos are spicy?

[Cedavis6]

It's in the name!
Where's the return department?

[Nerdy One]

the north section of the airport
why are my eyes blue?

[Cedavis6]

They're blue.
Why are siblings so annoying?

[Nerdy One]

they were made to test you.
how did youtube start?