Corrupt a Wish

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You do but then the rain bonnet kills you!

I wish I had a free laser tag pass for any entertainment facility.

Granted, but then your parents have to pay for a forever free laser tag pass, and then when you don't go anymore after a month, then they get mad and kill you.

I wish my username spontaneously changed.

[Jaol]

Granted but then no one can see your posts.

I wish i knew what your username meant.

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Granted but then no one can see your posts.

I wish i knew what your username meant.

Granted, but now your mind literally blew up from the inner meaning.

I wish your last post had proper grammar.

[Jaol]

Granted but then you remember my old grammar and die

I wish that I didn't watch this one anime that had a freaky ending

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Granted but then you remember my old grammar and die

I wish that I didn't watch this one anime that had a freaky ending

Granted, but now you don't know what happened and want to watch it again.

I wish I had a good wish that wasn't too good and fit my definition of "good."

[Jaol]

Granted but then I didn't know your definition of good and guess what you DIE

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Granted but then I didn't know your definition of good and guess what you DIE

I wish these people on the TV weren't talking so fast.

[Jaol]

Granted but then the talk slowly and you die.

I wish I wasn't multitasking right now.

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Granted but then the talk slowly and you die.

I wish I wasn't multitasking right now.

granted, but now you're multitasking in .1 nanoseconds.

I wish there was no TV (lol no).

[Jaol]

Granted but then the parentheses get removed from your previous wish and there is again.

I wish I didn't have a computer fro 2007