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Posted: **November 28th, 2012, 5:15 pm**

Why not?
Why not?

Posted: **November 29th, 2012, 3:41 pm**

Because we don't have lives.
Do you have friends?

Posted: **November 29th, 2012, 4:12 pm**

Yes and no.
Do you play sports?

Posted: **November 29th, 2012, 4:14 pm**

That's for me to know and you to never find out.
How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted: **November 29th, 2012, 4:21 pm**

Why do monkeys screw in lightbulbs?
Why do monkeys screw in lightbulbs?

Posted: **November 29th, 2012, 5:11 pm**

To see the light.
If a monkey dies in the forest, and no one is around to watch it, does the monkey die?

Posted: **November 30th, 2012, 2:42 pm**

Yes and no.
Do you have a flexible schedule?

Posted: **December 2nd, 2012, 6:11 pm**

Yeah, it can be folded into a paper airplane, crumpled into a paper ball, and even folded in half.
How much would you be willing to pay for $1?

Posted: **December 3rd, 2012, 4:09 pm**

Anywhere from negative infinity to ninety-nine cents.
Do you follow sports?

Posted: **December 3rd, 2012, 5:49 pm**

I run after them.
Any questions?

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