Corrupt a Wish

[sciolyboy123]

Granted, now there won't be war, it'll just be countries not speaking to one another.

I wish to get a medal at Nationals this year.

[UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F]

Granted, now there won't be war, it'll just be countries not speaking to one another.

I wish to get a medal at Nationals this year.

Granted, but now you're arrested for stealing a medal at Nationals.

I wish I knew my schedule for States.

[sciolyboy123]

Granted, but you find out all your events are in one time slot.

I wish of getting to see my family.

[UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F]

Granted, but you find out all your events are in one time slot.

I wish of getting to see my family.

Granted, but your wish does not make sense grammatically and is denied my the magical wish genie.

I wish my events weren't all in one time slot.

[sciolyboy123]

Granted, they are all in different time slots, but you now have too many events and you spread yourself thin.

I wish I could be a mind-reader.

[Jaol]

You are but then you get sent to medieval times and get burnt.

I wish I could get a medal in my trial event at nats.

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You are but then you get sent to medieval times and get burnt.

I wish I could get a medal in my trial event at nats.

Granted, but now you are kicked off the team, and all of your blood-raving teammates try to steal your medal.

I wish I knew the answer to a question (a specific question, mind you).

[Jaol]

You do but you tell it to a big mouth friend and he/she leaks it.

I wish American commercials were as exciting as Japanese ones.

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You do but you tell it to a big mouth friend and he/she leaks it.

I wish American commercials were as exciting as Japanese ones.

I have no idea what the corruption means since questions and answers are free-domain but oh well.

Granted, but now Japanese commercials are as boring as ****%&#(*%&#&#****.

I wish I had a dog (or a cat but preferably a <censored>).

[Jaol]

Don't know if wiki censored or not but you do but it gets Rabies and it bites you.

I wish that time would go faster so I could get to nats quicker.