Science Olympiad Quotes

[brobo]

Who wants to go launch the catapult?
I do!
No, you can't.
Why not?
Because you're dead to me.
Why?
Because I just hate you.

[zyzzyva980]

My trajectory partner and the rest of the team have some good conversations:

"Wait, tape measures have expiration dates?" Awkward silence...

Gullible is written on the ceiling.

"Really!?"

[Celeste]

Gullible is written on the ceiling.

"Really!?"

Hahaha, I did something similar to that, except I convinced someone that the word gullible wasn't in the dictionary. He looked it up, and the rest of us laughed.

[SMS SO Rules]

At regionals last year some little kid decided to walk up behind me and read the slogan on the back of our shirts. It read " If it's green and slimy it's biology, if it stinks it's chemistry, and if it doesn't work it's physics . The funniest part was that the kid tapped my shoulder and asked in a British accent, "What's wrong with Physics?" LOL

[biochemfreak]

ok, so last year at states, our whole team was walking around the campus to find rooms and pick out our home base and stuff. So, there's this sunk into the ground pentagon area with shade and stuff so i say "hey, what about that oxagon for home base?"
and then my too sarcastic for his own good (danger will robinson knows) compute this partner says "you mean the pentagon?"
so i say "yeah, the heptagon" and my compute this partner goes o.O

"Do we have to get trained to use the microwave again?"
"Do you guys get along? You didn't used to date, did you?"
"I don't know why he quit Science Olympiad if he likes girls. There are way more girls on science olympiad then on the baseball team!"
"Cheap soup is cheap soup, duh!"
"Don't scare the sixer with practical applications"
"What would school say if they knew I was practicing freshman idolatry?" (one of our teammates goes to catholic school)

[danger will robinson]

Come ON biochemfreak, there are more than that!

We do not supply pants!
Keep on beating him with your backpack!
Senor square and Seniorita Squarita
Hand me that *&%^$@# book NOW!
Is that one of your freshman inside jokes? Because I'm tired of them! Everything I say is an inside joke!
My head hurts and I'm not even competing!
He stole my head!
Where is it? Where did it go?
He hardly comes to school drunk anymore
Is that a rock or a mineral?
*Insert word here*- it's a technical term (which is pretty much the slogan of any event w/ tennislvr, me, and my dad coaching)

Sorry biochemfreak- most of those only make sense if you were in Scrambler.

[paleonaps]

A member of our team said before the DC National tournament "Why are we going away?". Considering he was extremely blessed to be on the team so young, this gets funnier and funnier.

[SOM.is.my.life]

"you f***ed me out of my f***ing bed!" - post-nationals party.

[CJAP Crazy MMM]

Ha ha ha ha that is funny! but utterly true BeWaRe

...some of us...no...A LOT of us made up quotes to motivate us after a devastating regionals while we were preparing for states.

of course, i went for some of the harsher, more serious ones: "there is no difference between second place and seventh place, the only difference is between first place and everything else" (that was made up during the long weeks of depression after regionals)

then another fellow sciolyian made up up a less serious one...something along the lines of this: "if anyone thinks that a sport has to be physical (or something like that) than the are most definitely, utterly, ____, and _____ naive (idk what goes in the blanks). if anyone thinks that SO is not a competition, they will find themselves being hunted down by science geeks at night."
also:
"sewing is my life, though i can't sew for my life"
"what's a phylum?" (said by another team doing a biology event)
"whats a gastropod?"(said by another team doing fossils)

[SOninja]

"I'm going to marry you next week"