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[smartkid222]

That's is nice. And that reminds me of friday at the movies my friend said "what would happend if you got scared half to death twice"

[rocketman1555]

you'd be three quarters dead

[smartkid222]

????.... oh........ I get it like how uranium decays and the half-life and stuff yeah i get it.

[gneissisnice]

Haha I love scioly.org

[genes_girl]

Haha I love scioly.org

Agreed.

[sciolykid101]

Oh wait, I got a joke!
A guy's walking along the beach, when he suddenly finds a bottle. He picks it up and a genie comes out. The genie says "I will grant you 3 wishes, but theres a catch. Whatever you get, your ex-wife gets double". So the guy goes "alright. I wish for a billion dollars" So he gets 1 billion dollars, but his ex-wife gets 2 billion. The guy gets a little annoyed, but he makes his second wish anyway. He wishes for a huge mansion. Right after he made the wish, a mansion popped up, but then another 2 mansions appeared. "those are for your ex-wife" the genie explained. Flustered, the man thought and thought what his final wish could be. Finally, it struck him. He walked up to the genie and said "I wish that you would beat me half to death".

Haha!

[smartkid222]

Here is a very funny but true story and it's SO related:

It was the day before the state competition (2008) and we were at the hotel. Me and my friend Bryan were in our hotel room when my other friend, Shivum, who was an alternate at the time, walks in. At this hotel there is an ice machine that you get ice from. You put ice into the ice bucket to keep your refresments cold fyi.
Shivum: "hey guys, do you how to get any water around here? I've been melting ice on the heater for like the past hour but it's not going to well and i have no money for the vending machine"
Me:............ .......
Bryan: ........................................................Why don't you just use the sink?


Shivum:................ OMG HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE SINK!

[smartkid222]

The next day was our competition. I was not able to fly my BLG due to event conflicts so other teamates flew it for me. During the day my one of my coaches was informed and then told me about a situation in the gym where BLG took place. He had been told that the ventalation system in the gym was on and was causing problems. This was at our team room:
Coach: "Make sure that the the students that are flying the plane know that the vents on the ceiling are on"
Me: "ok"
I go to find someone
Me: "Hey Shivum, listen closely. You need to tell the people doing BLG that......(I tell him what my coach said).... Ok. Don't forget to tell them Shivum"
Shivum: "ok"

After the events were over i found my teamates that flew the glider.
Me: "hey guys how did BLG go"
Teamate: "it went alright"
Me: "what do you mean it went alright"
Teamate: "well it seemed to be stalling a lot so i added a bit of clay, but it still didn't get great times, and then the last one which was the best hit the caution tape. We would have gotten at least a few more seconds"
Me: "that sucks with the tape but hmmm..... About the stalling, did it happen to stall only near the ceiling?" If you did WS or BLG you should have made the connection already.
Teamate: "yeah"
Me: "Shivum!!!!!!"

It turns out that they were launching the plane from exactly under the vent.
We still came in first.

[starpug]

haha funny but I don't think it's true . Correct me if it is.

[smartkid222]

I swear it is true. Sadly. Very Sadly. And even more sadly that i didn't exaggerate anything. He doesn't have an acount on this website or i would tell u to ask him yourself. The truth is however is that Shivum is really a good friend and is pretty smart and was only acting "retared on those two days" as he puts it. We still are good friends and i'm gonna do my best coach him for WS and Bridge. And yes we did get first place in BLG, we didn't expect it after what happend with the caution tape and vents but we did because i put a lot of effort into it.