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Posted: **January 18th, 2009, 8:25 am**

A Native American tribe deep in the woods of Uruguay

Why does Pi never end?

Posted: **January 18th, 2009, 11:43 am**

Because people keep coming up with new flavors for it. (Get it? Pi=pie?!?)

Why is uranium radioactive?

Posted: **January 19th, 2009, 7:47 am**

because you ate a burrito
why are elfs short

Posted: **January 19th, 2009, 9:29 am**

because the pull of gravity is stronger for them

how come it snows in january?

Posted: **January 19th, 2009, 2:44 pm**

cuz god has alot of dandreff at that time

Where does the term butt-face come from

Posted: **January 19th, 2009, 2:47 pm**

Used to describe Andrew Jackson when 'Old Hickory' went out of fashion

Why will Denmark never win a World Cup in soccer?

Posted: **January 19th, 2009, 7:06 pm**

because penguins don't fly.
where does electricity come from?

Posted: **January 20th, 2009, 8:26 am**

um...thats like asking how babies are made.
could chuck norris beat up his mom?

Posted: **January 20th, 2009, 4:09 pm**

highlighters aren't very good weapons.

why do we eat cows?

Posted: **January 20th, 2009, 4:38 pm**

because we don't eat rats.

Why don't cows eat us?

the WRONG answer game