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Cedavis6 wrote:152. Go up to someone and ask if you can borrow their death ray. (INSIDE JOKES FTW!!!)

Response: I think death rays are a few aisles down. In the toys section.

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153. Take the intercom and broadcast commercials for K Mart or Target.
(I heard this from a friend)

154. Declare the day no-pants day.

155. Get a job there and rage quit about the lack of employee benefits.

sciencegeek999 wrote:153. Take the intercom and broadcast commercials for K Mart or Target.
(I heard this from a friend)

Oh gosh. On one of Caputo's TVs, I saw a commercial for Jewel.

156. Load Linux onto all the demo computers (always have wanted to try that, but probably never will)
157. Switch the mouses between two computers (have done that)
158. Kill explorer.exe

145. Kiss the one direction posters passionately and repeatedly while wearing fluorescent pink lipstick
146. Drag the manager to the lingerie section, saying that you have a complaint. Then tell him that they don't have your boyfriend's size in sports bras.
147. Ask a male worker if he has ever secretly tried on womens' clothes. Then drag said worker to a manager and yell loudly that you have located a rare breed of troll, while pointing at worker and pinching your nose.
148. Go into a dressing room. After a few seconds, scream, "Mommy, I need help!"
*yes, I did come up with these all on my own.

Nerdy One wrote:145. Kiss the one direction posters passionately and repeatedly while wearing fluorescent pink lipstick
146. Drag the manager to the lingerie section, saying that you have a complaint. Then tell him that they don't have your boyfriend's size in sports bras.
147. Ask a male worker if he has ever secretly tried on womens' clothes. Then drag said worker to a manager and yell loudly that you have located a rare breed of troll, while pointing at worker and pinching your nose.
148. Go into a dressing room. After a few seconds, scream, "Mommy, I need help!"
*yes, I did come up with these all on my own.

The numbers are incorrect, in case you haven't noticed.
162. Go into the dressing room and after a minute, scream "There's no toilet paper in here!"
163. This might not get you kicked out, but put lip-shaped lipstick on your hand and put it on every man with a woman by him. Put it on his neck by pressing your hand against him and say it was an accident.

the numbers haven't been accurate since the first page.

Nerdy One wrote:the numbers haven't been accurate since the first page.

Oh, well, I'm really unobservant.