1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[Cedavis6]

152. Go up to someone and ask if you can borrow their death ray. (INSIDE JOKES FTW!!!)

Response: I think death rays are a few aisles down. In the toys section.

+1 +1 +1 +1

[sciencegeek999]

153. Take the intercom and broadcast commercials for K Mart or Target.
(I heard this from a friend)

[Cedavis6]

154. Declare the day no-pants day.

[silentsage]

155. Get a job there and rage quit about the lack of employee benefits.

[Cheesy Pie]

153. Take the intercom and broadcast commercials for K Mart or Target.
(I heard this from a friend)

Oh gosh. On one of Caputo's TVs, I saw a commercial for Jewel.

[ttboy99]

156. Load Linux onto all the demo computers (always have wanted to try that, but probably never will)
157. Switch the mouses between two computers (have done that)
158. Kill explorer.exe

[Nerdy One]

145. Kiss the one direction posters passionately and repeatedly while wearing fluorescent pink lipstick
146. Drag the manager to the lingerie section, saying that you have a complaint. Then tell him that they don't have your boyfriend's size in sports bras.
147. Ask a male worker if he has ever secretly tried on womens' clothes. Then drag said worker to a manager and yell loudly that you have located a rare breed of troll, while pointing at worker and pinching your nose.
148. Go into a dressing room. After a few seconds, scream, "Mommy, I need help!"
*yes, I did come up with these all on my own.

[sciencegeek999]

145. Kiss the one direction posters passionately and repeatedly while wearing fluorescent pink lipstick
146. Drag the manager to the lingerie section, saying that you have a complaint. Then tell him that they don't have your boyfriend's size in sports bras.
147. Ask a male worker if he has ever secretly tried on womens' clothes. Then drag said worker to a manager and yell loudly that you have located a rare breed of troll, while pointing at worker and pinching your nose.
148. Go into a dressing room. After a few seconds, scream, "Mommy, I need help!"
*yes, I did come up with these all on my own.

The numbers are incorrect, in case you haven't noticed.
162. Go into the dressing room and after a minute, scream "There's no toilet paper in here!"
163. This might not get you kicked out, but put lip-shaped lipstick on your hand and put it on every man with a woman by him. Put it on his neck by pressing your hand against him and say it was an accident.

[Nerdy One]

the numbers haven't been accurate since the first page.

[sciencegeek999]

the numbers haven't been accurate since the first page.

Oh, well, I'm really unobservant.