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No, actually, we'd bite their head off if they did that.

Yea winner chose himself to be the sassy

Kokonilly wrote:

aubrey048 wrote:I get this really weird feeling that the 'sassy is winneratlife. Just me randomly guessing, though.

...Winner's dead...

I win at life, not death. Therefore, I am not dead.

Aubrey, I trusted you! Whyyyyyyyy

Is this a joke?

IdahoSciGuy wrote:Is this a joke?

This could either be a joke or that I chose to participate at a time of major game reinvention/corruption. In other words, Winneratlife could be the assassin or we are the unhappy victims of a giant joke.

A wild troll appeared!

Lol.

space scientist wrote:

IdahoSciGuy wrote:Is this a joke?

This could either be a joke or that I chose to participate at a time of major game reinvention/corruption. In other words, Winneratlife could be the assassin or we are the unhappy victims of a giant joke.

...
Yes, this is all just a belated April Fools' prank.

Kokonilly is correct.

Clue:

I have a feeling this is a cryptogram, if so, notable solutions include chocolate and crocodile. Chocolate could point to kokonilly or phenylethylamine and since this sassy has a thing for targeting the same person multiple times, I am going to protect koko (I may not be able to come on later so I'm just getting this over with).