Scioly Assassination 66: The Revival

[zyzzyva980]

No, actually, we'd bite their head off if they did that.

[Littleboy]

Yea winner chose himself to be the sassy

[winneratlife]

I get this really weird feeling that the 'sassy is winneratlife. Just me randomly guessing, though.

...Winner's dead...

I win at life, not death. Therefore, I am not dead.

Aubrey, I trusted you! Whyyyyyyyy

[IdahoSciGuy]

Is this a joke?

[space scientist]

Is this a joke?

This could either be a joke or that I chose to participate at a time of major game reinvention/corruption. In other words, Winneratlife could be the assassin or we are the unhappy victims of a giant joke.

[zyzzyva980]

A wild troll appeared!

[thewinner]

Lol.

[Kokonilly]

Is this a joke?

This could either be a joke or that I chose to participate at a time of major game reinvention/corruption. In other words, Winneratlife could be the assassin or we are the unhappy victims of a giant joke.

...
Yes, this is all just a belated April Fools' prank.

[Assassinator]

Kokonilly is correct.

Clue:

[ophiophagus]

I have a feeling this is a cryptogram, if so, notable solutions include chocolate and crocodile. Chocolate could point to kokonilly or phenylethylamine and since this sassy has a thing for targeting the same person multiple times, I am going to protect koko (I may not be able to come on later so I'm just getting this over with).