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Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 1:08 pm
by Cheesy Pie
Pi*your face
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck was Chuck Norris?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 1:12 pm
by Frogger4907
a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So one could reason that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck
How high of a voltage can a human survive? Chuck Norris?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 1:48 pm
by aehyunkim
I DON'T KNOW
How many people died on the voyage to Asia with Christopher Columbus (even though they landed on "The New Land")?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 1:51 pm
by Cheesy Pie
Hmm...
What did I have for lunch?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 6:35 pm
by quadratic
ables
why did I mispll assissantor
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: March 11th, 2011, 12:54 pm
by Littleboy
because you're a spammer
why am i so nervous about regionals next weekend
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: March 11th, 2011, 1:00 pm
by Cheesy Pie
Because they shun monochrome rainbows.
Why must they?!
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: March 19th, 2011, 9:40 am
by Draylon Fogg
cuz Godzilla said so.
when do you know if you've had enough smores?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: March 19th, 2011, 11:04 am
by skillfullparrot7
When you turn blue and start singing the blues.
Why do dragons breathe fire?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: March 19th, 2011, 11:15 am
by ILoveEgretsClub
Because they're tired of breathing acid.
How long is pi?