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Pi*your face

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck was Chuck Norris?
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Post by Frogger4907 »

a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So one could reason that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:

* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck
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I DON'T KNOW :!: :!: :!:

How many people died on the voyage to Asia with Christopher Columbus (even though they landed on "The New Land")?
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Hmm...

What did I have for lunch?
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ables
why did I mispll assissantor
3.14159265358979323846264338327905 from memory.
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because you're a spammer
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Because they shun monochrome rainbows.

Why must they?!
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cuz Godzilla said so.

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When you turn blue and start singing the blues.

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Post by ILoveEgretsClub »

Because they're tired of breathing acid.

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