What Would You Do If.....

[Giantpants]

I'd do Dynamic Planet, because you know the vibes

WWYD if your eyes shone as bright as light bulbs?

[Booknerd]

I would probably wear sunglasses for the sake of everyone else.

WWYD if you could speed up time, but not slow it down/go backwards?

[Giantpants]

I would speed it up so these last 7 days of tedious "final projects" of senior year can be over soon lol

WWYD if you could change residences to anywhere instantly?

[sneepity]

I would move to Peru right now.

WWYD if you had to write a 5000 work research essay for english?

[JoeyC]

Alright, so you see, "it" "the" and "a", along with various filler words and needless extrapolation and interpolation can in some cases almost double your word count. Also, since the teacher most likely won't want to actually read in depth all at least 100 of her students' 5000 word research essays, it doesn't have to be your magnus opus either.....

WWYD if you realized you could no longer draw or write straight lines?

[EwwPhysics]

I couldn't in the first place so I wouldn't worry about it

WWYD if you had to move to Guam for the rest of your life?

[Giantpants]

Try to establish SO in Guam I guess...

WWYD if tomorrow you woke up in the Pokemon world?

[JoeyC]

Use my extensive knowledge of Pokemon to absolutely decimate everyone (the power of Smogon fills you). Perhaps defy tropes and get a gun too to defend myself better. And of course, find out if we truly eat pokemon in said worlds.

WWYD if you had the ability to levitate pens and only pens?

[BennyTheJett]

I'd talk to sneepity about stationary lmao


WWYD if you were banned from scioly.org?

[Things2do]

Uhm... No comment.

WWYD if you woke up in the middle of the woods with nothing? You cannot see any signs of civilization or man-made structures, and you have no map, compass, clothing, food, water, or anything else that might be even the slightest bit helpful.