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1. How about a sodium joke? Na
2. (C Div only) What happened when the chemist made a compound out of fluoride, uranium, carbon, and potassium? You don't want to know.
3. What is an optimistic Frenchman's favorite compound? OUI

Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first scientist says, "I'd like some H2O, please."
The second scientist says, "I'd like some H2O, too."
The second scientist dies.

I wrote this one on an AP Chem test.

Why didn't argon go to the party?
Because it doesn't interact.

I'll have to admit these are all pretty awful jokes so far, but really, I don't blame any of you for that because all the good ones argon.

Au, au, au, au, au, au, WHY IS GOLD SO PAINFUL

Tungsten = Magnesium

You want to know what we should do with all these bad element jokes?
BARIUM!

When I saw Magnesium and Oxygen dating, I was like OMg!

If a scientist gets sick, try to helium. If that doesn't work, try to curium. If that doesn't work, you might as well just barium.

Eat_Sleep_SO wrote:If a scientist gets sick, try to helium. If that doesn't work, try to curium. If that doesn't work, you might as well just barium.

OMg, that was Sodium funny. I slapped my Neon that one!