Scioly Assassination 102: Cerberus Unleashed

[Makeithappen]

im in

[Assassinator]

Cool!!! Our super-duper officers:

littleboy
iwonder
scienceolympian
thehydrogenpoptart
makeithappen

yay!!!

[Assassinator]

Hey, you just said I couldn't use rainbow colors. Come on. Just because you're older doesn't mean you get to use rainbow colors! Pssh, who even says "yay" these days.

Welcome everyone! I would give you a tour of the Underworld, but I’m not supposed to really let people in and Hades said it’s not good to talk to strangers. Except squirrels. I can always talk to squirrels. Anyway, so there’s the three of us. It’s like having three siblings except we’re always together… and we’re all attached to each other. Oh, and we’re triplets! I almost forgot to mention that. We're like three peas in a pod or something. I’m the youngest of us three. I also like to think I’m the most mature and the coolest. Why? Because I said so. And well, I'm always right. Oops, I’m getting off topic. Here’s your clue. You should probably pay attention to the number th--- SQUIRREL.

1 + 2 + 3 + 36 + 5 – 40 + .40 LFM


yay!!!!

[Assassinator]

FYI,

[Assassinator]

Why do I even bother with you two? You're such fools.

[zyzzyva980]

Please don't make multiple posts, user Assassinator. If you would like an explanation as to why, PM a staff member.

[Littleboy]

I accuse foreverphysics because the sky is blue and the grass is green.

[Assassinator]

I accuse foreverphysics because the sky is blue and the grass is green.

I'm sorry but you're like totally wrong! None of us are foreverphysics. Better luck next time! I believe in you!

XOXOXO,
Sassmaster

[Cedavis6]

This is hilarious... and worth the wait.
EDIT: And I do blame you for Hercules's escape. *Hides behind a rock so Cerberus can't see her*

[Crazy Puny Man]

Question-

Is it possible that the Assassinator(s) become an officer under their real user? Is that against the rules?