Murphy's Laws

[computernerd4826]

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong

[rocketman1555]

if you think you have covered all possible things that could go wrong then something that you didn't think would happen will go wrong

[binary010101]

If you are in front of your position, your artillery strike will fall short.

[robotman]

130. If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you

[robotman]

Tracers work both ways.

[binary010101]

Any given program will expand to fill its alloted memory

[haven chuck]

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it will only take a minute to finish.

[A Tang]

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

Being shot hurts.

Having a buddy gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

The crucial round is a dud.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

You are not Superman; marines and fighter pilots take note.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire, is incoming friendly fire.

If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo.

[[ [ not marykate ] ]]

The one time you forget to look down and avoid the big crack in the bleachers, your leg's gonna get stuck in it and you'll go headfirst into the lady sitting there.
I know from experience ):

[Pleiades]

The one time you forget to look down and avoid the big crack in the bleachers, your leg's gonna get stuck in it and you'll go headfirst into the lady sitting there.
I know from experience ):

LMAO that's so typical of you!!! gotta love those bleachers!!