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Good movie for 7 hours.

WYR have no voice for 96 hours or a screaming voice for 24.

no voice for 96 hours

WYR fold everyone in your schools clothes or hand wash them?

uhh, fold

WYR SIAATT (speak in acronyms all the time)
or
be only able to say wrds that have less than four letr? (pretend letr and wrds are words )

I'd go with the 4 letter words.

WYR not get a haircut for a year or be bald for 3 years?

Not get a haircut for one year. I normally get a trim every year, but don't cut my hair in between. I kind of let it grow!

WYR watch only anime for the rest of your life OR only read manga for the rest of your life?

anime

WYR use an old computer for the rest of the year or a brick-style cell-phone for 6 months?

Old Computer.
WYR not be able to stand up for 1 year or never be able to lay down for a year.

Lay down. It's actually LIE down, so not being able to LAY down won't make a difference.

Would you rather be beaten with pointe shoes or take multiple arrows to the knee?

Take multiple arrows.

From experience, I can tell you pointe shoes are VERY VERY VERY hard and VERY VERY VERY painful!

Only type in smilies for one day, or sneeze every time you say the word, "I."?

Smilies.

Would you rather be able to read minds or become invisible at will?