Right, so here are the results; thanks to everyone who contributed! (Click on the tied entries to vote to break them! I'll give you guys until
midnight Sunday, June 17th CDT for that poll.)
* - indicates last year's winner, if mentioned
Best Assassinator - Assassinator (but if you want an actual user, Paradox21*)
Best Officer - foreverphysics
Best Thread - YDRC (Your Daily Random Comment)*
Biggest Grammar Nazi -
Tie between foreverphysics, Kokonilly, and zyzzyva98*
Biggest Nerd - winneratlife
Biggest Procrastinator - quizbowl*
Clumsiest/Most Accident-Prone - Kokonilly*
Funniest - bearasauras*
Future Dictator - RandomPerson
Future Mad Scientist - TheGenius
Future Nationals Coordinator - chalker (worthy of mention is the close runner-up Luo, who is still a division C competitor)
Future Nobel Prize Winner - Phenylethylamine
Least Likely to Have a Social Life -
Tie between foreverphysics and winneratlife
Least Likely to Sleep, Period. - foreverphysics
Most Creative - FullMetalMaple
Most Dedicated - Luo
Most Helpful - chalker*
Most Likely to Become a Teacher or Professor - gneissisnice*
Most Likely to Sleep in Class - paleonaps
Most Likely to Write a Novel - FullMetalMaple
Most Musical - AlphaTauri*
Most Original Username - gneissisnice*
Congratulations to everyone who won! A big shout-out to winneratlife, who won Biggest Nerd and tied Least Likely to Have a Social Life.