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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 21st, 2012, 4:18 am
by Cedavis6
Thank you mnstrviola.
30. Get something meant to look like a body part. Put it in the freezer.
31. Get one of everything in the store. Go to the cashier. When he says the price, run away.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 30th, 2012, 4:39 pm
by Cedavis6
You have to know a little about Ted Dekker books for this one...
32. Cut yourself. Smear blood on books. Scream because you don't go to "other Earth".
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 30th, 2012, 5:09 pm
by aim4me26
33. Go up to random people, and hug them and say, "I love you, mommy!"
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 30th, 2012, 5:11 pm
by computergeek3
34. Science Olympiad psychosis sufferers during their states trip. Enough said.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 30th, 2012, 5:12 pm
by Cedavis6
35. Bottle rockets.
36. Bottle rockets with Dr. Horrible.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 30th, 2012, 5:43 pm
by fozendog
37. Run into the store and ask someone what year it is then scream "IT WORKED!!!!!!!". Continue to run around the store looking fascinated by all the simple things like water and clothes.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 30th, 2012, 6:00 pm
by mnstrviola
fozendog wrote:37. Run into the store and ask someone what year it is then scream "IT WORKED!!!!!!!". Continue to run around the store looking fascinated by all the simple things like water and clothes.
Lol, I like this one.
I think we skipped 29.
29. Bag your groceries with a Target or Safeway plastic bag in front of the cashiers.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 30th, 2012, 6:15 pm
by 3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m
38. stop this destruction and walk out the door politely. I own a Wal-Mart and this type of behavior upsets me.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 30th, 2012, 6:15 pm
by M-E-T-H-O-D MAN
40. Light a cashier on fire.
41. Kick somebody else out of Walmart.
42. Rip all the doors off the stalls in the bathroom.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 30th, 2012, 6:16 pm
by 3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m
42. Snap the toilet seat. Been there done that.