1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[Cedavis6]

Thank you mnstrviola.
30. Get something meant to look like a body part. Put it in the freezer.
31. Get one of everything in the store. Go to the cashier. When he says the price, run away.

[Cedavis6]

You have to know a little about Ted Dekker books for this one...
32. Cut yourself. Smear blood on books. Scream because you don't go to "other Earth".

[aim4me26]

33. Go up to random people, and hug them and say, "I love you, mommy!"

[computergeek3]

34. Science Olympiad psychosis sufferers during their states trip. Enough said.

[Cedavis6]

35. Bottle rockets.
36. Bottle rockets with Dr. Horrible.

[fozendog]

37. Run into the store and ask someone what year it is then scream "IT WORKED!!!!!!!". Continue to run around the store looking fascinated by all the simple things like water and clothes.

[mnstrviola]

37. Run into the store and ask someone what year it is then scream "IT WORKED!!!!!!!". Continue to run around the store looking fascinated by all the simple things like water and clothes.

Lol, I like this one.

I think we skipped 29.
29. Bag your groceries with a Target or Safeway plastic bag in front of the cashiers.

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

38. stop this destruction and walk out the door politely. I own a Wal-Mart and this type of behavior upsets me.

[M-E-T-H-O-D MAN]

40. Light a cashier on fire.
41. Kick somebody else out of Walmart.
42. Rip all the doors off the stalls in the bathroom.

[3nv1r0nm3ntal ch3m]

42. Snap the toilet seat. Been there done that.