Re: Stupd Product Warnings
Posted: June 8th, 2012, 3:08 pm
bag of peanuts: Warning MAY contain nuts
No, typo. Typing on my Nook can bring many typos.butter side up wrote:Was it by design that you chose to misspell "stupid"?
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Re: Stupd Product Warnings
Posted: June 8th, 2012, 3:39 pm
Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things
Posted: July 31st, 2014, 7:18 pm
One of my favorites was at UCF, a sign on the second floor of BA1 that said "DANGER: Do not climb over ledge".
Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things
Posted: August 1st, 2014, 9:18 am
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
are they encouraging you to steal something?
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
well duh!
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
what else are they used for??
On a box of rat poison
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
On a blender: On no account improvise as a fish aquarium
Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
and many more!
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
are they encouraging you to steal something?
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
well duh!
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
what else are they used for??
On a box of rat poison
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
On a blender: On no account improvise as a fish aquarium
Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
and many more!
Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things
Posted: August 3rd, 2014, 11:26 am
On a bag of airplane peanuts:
Instructions: Open bag. Eat nuts.
Instructions: Open bag. Eat nuts.
Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things.
Posted: November 15th, 2015, 10:38 am
Saw this in a Port-a-Potty yesterday-
Excessive use [between services] may result in unsatisfactory conditions.
Excessive use [between services] may result in unsatisfactory conditions.
Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things.
Posted: December 2nd, 2015, 6:21 am
Non- Dairy Creamer
Contains Milk
I mean WHAT?
Contains Milk
I mean WHAT?
Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things.
Posted: December 4th, 2015, 9:42 am
On a sign taped to a computer at my school's library: DO NOT USE THX!
Yeah, please don't. I don't want my eardrums blown out either.
Yeah, please don't. I don't want my eardrums blown out either.
Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things.
Posted: December 6th, 2015, 2:39 pm
On the BOTTOM of a milk jug: Warning - Do not flip the jug over 
Peanuts Can: Warning - May contain nuts...
Peanuts Can: Warning - May contain nuts...
Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things.
Posted: January 15th, 2016, 6:08 pm
On a silicon pouch:
WARNING: DO NOT EAT
WARNING: DO NOT EAT