Scioly Assassination 167: Nightlife in the City

[LittleMissNyan]

I protect Banana2020 because he's been known to use "ya'll" in Discord (might change this later but take this for now I gtg)

[treesdea]

I protect sciolyperson1 because he is also known to use "ya'll" in Discord.

[LayingOnADesk]

I protect RBScioly because he has been known to say ya’ll before, and he does bio events. (Might change this later but deadline approaxhing)

[Assassinator]

CLUE TWO

As night turns to day, a messenger arrives with a package, knowing that he is at the right household because of the classical music playing from the radio.
Out of breath, he knocks raspily upon the door of A and B.

A stray cat curls around his feet, thinking this strange man is the milkman.
Disgusted, the messenger kicks the cat away. With such a sharp kick, the messenger happens to find that his toe is broke.

You, a bodiless spectator, follow the cat, who goes on to watch another cat who seems to be teaching kittens. However, you wash this off as a hallucination similar to one you would see on an acid trip.

Soon, B answers the door. Bewildered by the sight of a man hopping in pain, she cautiously grabs the pen from the messenger's hand to sign the package.

She takes the package under her arm, walks into the living room, and opens it up. Inside is a singular item: the shoe of the root of a plant that is only found in Bert's Sound in the Bay Area. With no other choice, she decides to chop it into 20 pieces and slowly feeds it to A.

A fissure opens up in the rock outdoor, and the spirit of a long-dead goddess emerges, blessing the household.

Banana2020 is saved. The next kill will occur by 21:00 EST on May 31.

[LittleMissNyan]

various thoughts that may or may not be coherently related to what the discord is saying (can someone else sum it up please I don't entirely follow)
- WHAT KIND OF PERSON KICKS THE CAT WHAT IF I GO KICK YOU HOW DOES THAT FEEL >:(((
- this cat was in last clue but wasn't involved in the deadly scenario, and is also in this one. implying that the cat was the user being stalked last clue and is the target now?
- then what element is the person being stalked? the messenger? cat teacher? who's a teacher here?
- "dead goddess" pika's discord status was "IMMA DEAD GOD NOW WOOO" or something like that for a while now which I think is a reference to a game I haven't played
- "outdoor" typo moment
- "toe is broke" Anatomy and Physiology? "acid trip" Chemistry Lab? "fissure" Dynamic Planet? Rocks and Minerals? Geologic Mapping?? who has event overlap like this
- "Bert's Sound" made up place, who is named Bert (or did Sounds of Music ??)
- idk man I'm trying to figure out how to script autoruns of the discord archiver and failing miserably?? I'm a sysadmin not a discord dev send help

EDIT: yeah sure I protect pikachu4919 because of the above discord status corelation

[LayingOnADesk]

I protect TreesDea because her name means "Goddess" in latin, a long-dead language, she hates rocks (and therefore it would make sense for her to break a rock open upon appearance), and she was born in california.

[treesdea]

I would like to watch sc95837 for living in the Bay Area in California, being likely to target Banana2020 in the first clue, and fissure coming from Geologic Mapping.

[sc95837]

being likely to target Banana2020 in the first clue

NAURRRR

fwiw the fs image

is my only association with GeoLogic Mapping

[Assassinator]

CLUE THREE

Firstly, the required Assassinator win kill count might be decreased to 11 after this kill.
Secondly, to the watch from the Officers:

light buzzing
CAMERA ROLL ACTIVATED
YOU ARE NOW ON:
SEC.CAM.15
access granted
You, the officers, see sc95837 walking briskly down a dark alleyway.
light buzzing
CAMERA ROLL ACTIVATED
YOU ARE NOW ON:
SEC.CAM.06
access granted
SC walks to the post office, mailing a letter of which you can only see orders to an individual. Of what kind you have no idea, but they are mailing it.
light buzzing
CAMERA ROLL DEACTIVATED
access denied

You, the officers, find out that sc95837 did not personally act this round.
Remember that they may still be the Assassinator, but the Hitman must be uncovered first before clues will lead to the main Assassinator.

In a quick bout of an ailment, similar to that of A, a third individual, C, falls ill and visits B. At the doorstep of B, they suddenly experience a massive jolt of pain, falling to the ground and dying on the spot.
As a spectator, you are brought along a journey.

B quickly reports the incident to the authorities, and, after checking that A is in much better physical condition, convinces him to run away from their city in Maryland into the middle of the forest.

The forest opens into a clearing, of which you see many cats playing and wandering about. One, a cute, fluffy white cat, you recognize from your spectating as the cat the mailman kicked and the same one in the alleyway, causing the mailman’s toe to be broke, is whizzing around on a makeshift little airplane. This cat seems to be watching another cat, who is also whizzing around on a small airplane, with a few kittens following, engaged in a conversation about a lesson which the other cat has just taught.

The lesson which has been taught by the cat, has been about geography and biology.
The conversation matter of the kittens is about the homework assignment of the lesson, which is to find a small island republic in Oceania, to learn about the chamber of the hearts, and to draw a diagram of a glacier.

In such a weird setting, humans seem to be able to understand animals. An individual, D, an up and coming doctor in his early 20’s, is telling the kittens about the homework answers as he nibbles on a few little red berries and beans that he has foraged, who is watching the cats in airplanes.

Given such a calming situation, B completely forgets about the horrors which she has recently witnessed. Blissful is such a life, and there is nothing to be afraid of.

However, one of the individuals, animal or human, seems to be slightly sick, which B does not notice.

Onshape has died. The next kill will occur at 12:00 CST on June 15.

[Assassinator]

I would also like to apologize for my wording. When I meant that at least three officers must choose a choice and a target, I meant that all three (or four) must commit to the same choice, with different targets allowed (no minimum limit on how many officers actually have to act). I allowed it for the last round but I will enforce it this round.